Being the relationship guru that I am, I usually can tell when people are about to break up way before Facebook tells me.
By the way, I think your
"it's complicated" status is dumb. Be in a relationship or don't. Complicated is trying to figure out if you want chicken-fried steak, or steak-grilled chicken. You should know what's going on in your own relationship.
Like I was saying though, a lot of people start to ruin their relationships without even being aware of it - and before they know it, they're eating pints of Ben and Jerry's, watching
"Untamed Heart" and playing
"Gone" by N'Sync.
I can't let you live your life like that, so I've contacted my half-brothers(who happen to be Ninjas) to help me explain the art of sabotage in a relationship. After all, who better to teach sabotage? Or espionage? Or decoupage?
Okay, maybe
not decoupage.
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