The ubiquitous poke, the race to make a Top 10 Friends and the temptation to “innocently” stalk the potential new relationship or the one that has just ended have changed our interactions.
It’s not that I have extremely high standards. I’m just a gal who needs a man who can provide certain things. Those things do not include the desire to round-house him in the neck.
You meet someone special and fall in love. Soon enough you meet the fam and realize that your new sig other is awesome for a reason, just look at what they come from! Next thing…