Madonna and Jesus Luz – Bu-byeee

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Published on February 03, 2010 with No Comments

Love don’t live here madonna and jesus luzanymore. And neither does Jesus Luz. The Material (51 Year Old) Girl and her much younger Brazilian boy toy have called it quits after dating for the past year. Madge met the underwear model on a photo shoot for W magazine. (Reminder to self – book a photo shoot for W magazine.) Apparently, they realized the only thing they had in common was Kabbalah, and decided to go their separate ways.  That took an entire year? I’ve realized I don’t have anything in common with a guy before dessert. Although, to be fair, he wasn’t a Brazilian underwear model and Madonna doesn’t eat. Honestly though, I feel pretty certain she was harvesting his stem cells for her next face lift and he was probably just getting too old for her. It is almost his 24th birthday,

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